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FUNNY CHRISTMAS
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 Animated Low Rider Santa If you were as famous as Santa, would you ride around in a sleigh? No way! You would be chillin' with your reindeer homies in your low rider! This car is tricked out with hydraulics, under-lighting, and plays the tune "Low Rider!" Just hit a button and watch them move up and down to the music! |
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 Santa's Animated Outhouse Funny phrases, lights, shaking, and farts all at once! After all of those cookies, Santa has to make a pitstop somewhere! Santa's Outhouse is a finely detailed, sculpted outhouse featuring lots of phrases to keep you laughing all through the holidays. Press the button and you will hear Santa fart and say one of many hilarious phrases. Santa's Outhouse also shakes and turns on festive christmas lights as Santa passes gas! A perfect holiday gag gift for those hard to shop for people in our life or the office Secret Santa exchange. 8" inches tall! 3 AA batteries included. Santa's Outhouse 8 INCHES TALL! Here are a few phrases from our Santa's Outhouse: * It looks like I'll be in here awhile... how about passing me some milk and cookies? FART! * Oh Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... FART! * FART! Oooooh I've really outdone myself FART! |
 SANTA'S REDNECK RESTROOM A perfect holiday gag gift for those hard to shop for people in our life, or the office Secret Santa exchange. Santa's REDNECK RESTROOM is a finely detailed, sculpted poly-resin outhouse featuring 10 wacky, Holiday Redneck phrases 'cuz Santa is stuck inside, tryin' to get out. Press the button and you will hear Santa fart and say one of 10 hilarious phrases. The Redneck Restroom then shakes as Santa passes gas. 3 AA batteries included. |
 The Holiday Henry Talking Garden Gnome talking gnome Ho Ho Ho! It's Holiday Henry! Holiday Henry the Talking Gnome is all decked out in his festive attire and ready for the holidays! Just record a personalized message, a holiday song, or a season greeting.. and listen as Henry repeats it back in his high-pitched squeaky gnome voice! Great for a Secret Santa Office Party or for livening up a household bash. He works just like the original Henry! |
 PULL MY FINGER SANTA - GO AHEAD & PULL HIS FINGER! Get in the spirit (and smells) of the holiday season with our jolly Pull My Finger® Santa! The holidays will never be the same. No one can resist Santa when he sticks out his finger. 7" Seated Plush Character that shakes and makes a farting sound with 7 hilarious random remarks. |
 Animated Mooning Snowman Your guests will be surprised when they see this cute snowman turn and drop his drawers! His little snow bottom glows and shakes as he lets out a witty remark. Measures 14 inches tall! |
 Holiday Grow-A-Head Grow me, Trim Me, Love Me... give me as Holiday Gifts! Everyone loves Grow-A-Heads, delightful little "plant heads" that come complete with seeds. Just soak them, water them, and style their grass "hair" any way you want! These holiday ones come with a Santa hat and beard! Grow one early so buy Christmas, Santa will have a Mohawk! Maybe Pigtails? How about a Flattop? |
 Bubble Blowing Santa We all know that Santa can fly a sleigh and go down chimneys but have you ever heard the story of him blowing bubbles out of his butt? As legend has it, those elves work hard during the year making toys and to help ease tension around the toy factory, Santa does this neat little trick. Now you can witness it too, with our Bubble-blowing Santa. Watch as he lowers the dip stick into the bubble solution, raises it, and then blows bubbles! Battery operated. |
 Nasty Talking Mistletoe When you tiptoe underneath this Nasty Talking Mistletoe, be prepared for racy laughs! As people pass by, he yells out 8 different sassy phrases, turning your guests as red as Santa's hat! Phrases include: * Heh, heh...Do you see what I see? * (Whistling) Wheee-whoooo! * Get a room, why don't ya! * Whooo....I'd need a lot of eggnog to go home with you! * Mmmm...check out those ornaments! * Hey! Let's see some action down there! * You can't play with that until Christmas! * C'mon it's Christmas... is that all you've got to give? |
 MOONING SEYMOUR BUNZ SANTA Just Squeeze the Pump to Make Santa Drop his Drawers! Looks like Mrs. Claus has some alterations to do on Santa's outfit! Santa lost a few pounds in the "off-season" and he's having trouble keeping his extra large pants from falling down to his ankles. Just place Santa on a table top of stick him to the inside of your car window, when people pass by, squeeze the pump to make Santa drop his super-sized drawers! Mooning Santa "Seymour Bunz" Santa Attach this 12 inch tall Santa to any window with the included suction cup, or stand him on any table. Squeeze the pump, and watch as he drops his drawers! Can you imagine the look on the people in the car next to you, when you make Santa give them a full moon? |
 Dancing Lumpy Now you're sad, you've been real bad... Dancing Lumpy Animated Coal Approximate size is 5" W x 7" H. "Jingle Bells, Christmas Smells, you're getting coal today, If you were nice, just once or twice it could have gone your way...." Lumpy knows you've been bad and has a special little song just for you! Just clap your hands and listen to his little jingle as his mouth moves and he does a little dance! Takes 3 AA Batteries. (Not included.) |
 The Twelve Shots of Christmas Shotglass Wreath Seasonal depression got you down? Are the Holidays stressing you out? Is your Mother-in-Law on your back? Count down to Christmas the best way you know how…by getting trashed. Each of the Red and Green Shot Glasses are festively decorated with holiday imagery. The Twelve Shots of Christmas Shot Glass Wreath is a perfect way to get through the holiday season. |
 Reindeer Car Costume Dress up your auto It's the holidays! While you're dashing through the snow, why not dress up your car for the season? Give your car some holiday spirit with the Reindeer Kit! It comes with 2 Antlers with Jingle Bells and 1 Red Nose with attaching wire. Weather resistant! |
 Rude Rover Rover is a cute little doggy. His puppy dog eyes are wide and loving. Rovers tongue is wagging and his tail is fully straight up in the air to greet you in his cute Santa's little helper costume. He doesn't look like a Rude Rover but that's where you're wrong. With a tug of the ear, Rude Rover will sing his own merry yuletide ditty "Jingle Smells". Yank Rude Rover's tail and watch out for the big surprise, as the true Rude Rover will come out with fabulous flatulence, perfectly in synch with his masterful song. Rude Rover is a true holiday oddity. Cute, funny, and a great surprise factor for guests and family around the Christmas Tree. |
 Perv The Naughty Elf Perv is a naughty little elf as his name implies. He doesn't hang with the usual crowd up at the North Pole. Squeeze Perv The Naughty Elf's hand and he'll sleazily say some things you thought you'd never hear out of one of Santa's little helpers. Perv The Naughty Elf's tongue will waggle, while his "bulge" has a few motions of it's own!! Here's a few of Perv The Naughty Elf's soon-to-be famous phrases just to tide you over. |
 Flashing Mooning Santa Ho, Ho, Ho. Give your guests a special yuletide greeting with the jolly Mooning Santa. You've never seen Kris Kringle like this before. The Mooning Santa's jolly, he's rosy and he may be even a little tipsy. Look at the Mooning Santa's smile isn't it precious? Now look at this smile. We love the Mooning Santa and so will you and your family. It is a merry holiday filled with cheer and the Mooning Santa will not disappoint. The Mooning Santa is 12 inches tall but he doesn't bare all. |
 Talking Grumpy Snowman Grumpy The Talking Snowman is the hilarious hit of the holiday season!! With 10 funny phrases Grumpy The Talking Snowman has a lot to say. Motion - Activated with sound and action. Stands approx. 12 inch tall / Super Soft Plush |
 Talking Mother In Law Nutcracker Watch out this Mother in Law has gone nuts!!! A nutcracker like no other. Pull on her lever and she will spew out one of her outrageous sayings. Wait this Talking Mother in Law Nutcracker is really dedicated to her cause you can elect to have Daughter In Law or Son In Law mode. |
 Stripping Santa What could pull this lovely young college maiden away from her online chatting and multitude of tests this holiday season... And make her happy again... The Stripping The Stripping Santa of course... Watch this man in action!! You gotta love him. |
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 Funny Christmas Poo-Pooping Candy Dispensers Press down on these holiday dispensers and out poops delicious candy. These little candy dispenser come with colorful Christmas candy and are refillable. Choose from either the Santa, Reindeer, Snowman, Sheep, Chis-Moose, or collect them all! |
 Funny Christmas and Holiday Gift Wraps So you have gone through all the work of finding that perfect present, or gag gift, why just use the same old boring wrapping paper. Wrap those gifts in some funny gag gift wrap, and add the laughs to the outside of the box too! Great for those annoying Secret Santa's and office parties. |
 SANTA'S MILLION DOLLARS This currency looks and feels real. Great conversation tool. Our funny money and fake million dollar bills look just like real US Currency. These are very high quality, designed by an incredibly talented artist. Our fake money make great gifts, additions to greeting cards, or even sales promotions and sales tools. |
 Screw You! Santa This Santa gives a new meaning to sharing the holiday spirit! Wind him up and his left arm moves up and down giving everyone the finger! This item makes for a great stucking stuffer or gag gift. It's the perfect companion for that Scrooge you know! Measures approximately 5 inches tall. |
 OUTRAGEOUS FARTING MUSIC AND FART DVD'S Our farting music and farting movie will provide countless hours of flatulence themed entertainment. These outrageous and funny farting music cds make a great gag gift. This CD is a real GAS, including such hits: 1. 12 Farts of Christmas 2. We wish you a Smelly Xmas 3. Oh Gassy Tree 4. Soil The Halls 5. Stinky Dreidel 6. Silent but Deadly Night 7. We wish you a Smelly Xmas (A Cappella) 8. Smells to the World 9. Jingle Smells (A Cappella) 10. Sugarplum Farties 11. Smell the Halls (A Cappella) 12. Auld Gas Sine |
 Yule Doos When a "tinkle" is not enough! The only ornament of it's kind! A glittering doo hung from a satin ribbon. It looks like a piece of dog doo complete with frosted snow! It makes a great gift for your dog loving friends! Measures 3 inches tall and 3 inches wide. |
 Holiday Elves Garden Gnomes These 3 Mooning Elves might have ended up on Santa's bad list, BUTT that's no reason not to let them adorn your front yard for some holiday "cheeky" fun. Mooning Elves are sculpted in plastic and finished with whimsical holiday details. Approx. 9" to 10" Tall |
 Dancing Holiday Pointsettas The Dancing Singing Poinsettia is an unexpected holiday site and delight. The Flowers twirl around in sync to "We Wish You A Merry Christmas and Deck The Halls. Sound Activated Or Press the Green Button Operates with 2 Double A Batteries (included) Singing Poinsettia stands approx. 11" tall |
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 TWENTY FIVE CHRISTMAS DOLLARS This currency looks and feels real. Great conversation tool. Our funny money and fake million dollar bills look just like real US Currency. These are very high quality, designed by an incredibly talented artist. Our fake money make great gifts, additions to greeting cards, or even sales promotions and sales tools. |
 Christmas/Holiday Fake Lottery Tickets 15 Per Package Every fake lottery ticket appears to be a guaranteed winner of $20,000 or more. These are great additions to Christmas cards, or perhaps as the holiday 'tip' for your slow waitress or UPS driver! When the recipient scratches the ticket it appears as though they have won up to $ 20,000, but when they read the back and realize they need to contact Santa Claus to claim their prize, they realize they are the victim of a hilarious holiday prank! |
 Magic Growing Santa See Santa grow in six hours! Did you ever wonder how Santa got so fat? Well, now you can watch him grow right before your eyes! Don't worry, you don't have to witness him shoving cookies and milk down his throat, instead, you can just place him in this magic water and presto - a jolly, fat Saint Nick! It's 6 inches tall, so it's perfect for a your desk or table and don't worry, the "magic" liquid is non-toxic! |
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